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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

HMM isn't it INTERESTING that I suddenly have eyestrain and photosensitivity when I got new glasses and I still haven't adjusted after a year?

no it's clearly because "people like me never go outside"

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

Today my Lyft driver didn't have a mask, so I opened the back windows and sat quietly the length of the ride

And that's how I got my first bad rider rating 🌟

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

OPTOMETRIST: you have debilitating eyestrain because you stare at screens too much
OPTICIAN: so I did some research and I think your previous lenses were remade with manual surfacing while your current ones are made with digital surfacing and also your coating is different which

@schneierblog ("Schneier Blog") wrote:

Friday Squid Blogging: How to Buy Fresh or Frozen Squid http://dlvr.it/SgrttM

@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

ok LOOK if juniper didn’t want me to turn it off they shouldn’t have made it an option 💁🏼‍♀️

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@Chris_Meloni ("Chris Meloni") wrote:

Worst Jiminy Glick sketch ever

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@RpsAgainstTrump ("Republicans against Trumpism") wrote:

George Santos says he helped develop carbon capture technology, “I’ve had a very extensive role in the gas and oil in this country.”
#ResignGeorgeSantos

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@tedlieu ("Ted Lieu") wrote:

Now do government-mandated pregnancies.

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@MarshaBlackburn ("Sen. Marsha Blackburn") wrote:

A government that thinks it can control what stove you use is a government with too much power.

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

Anyway this is from a 1933 Hollywood gossip magazine that has a cover story about Mae West but for some reason it’s accompanied by an unflattering drawing of Janet Gaynor

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Well, if that’s all it takes, Hollywood here I come

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Twitter is amazing because you can watch someone say the most condescending thing you’ve ever heard in your life directed at like a dozen people who may not even exist

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@fasc1nate ("Fascinating") wrote:

Believing that zebras' stripes function to deter insects, a team of researchers painted black and white stripes on cows. They found that it reduced the number of biting flies landing on the cows by more than 50%. Read more: https://bit.ly/3zxFfBJ

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

What are song that when played almost always get crowds to get excited? The Clash - Rock the Casbah, Deee Lite - Groove is in the Heart, and the B-52s - Love Shack all seem to have this enduring, broad appeal.

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@troughofluxury ("georgia-lux 🐁") wrote:

HIM: come over babe
ME: i can't i'm mournfully haunting the countryside
HIM: i finally found the silver crown which binds your tortured soul to this earth and hides you from death's comforting hand
ME:

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@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

I like the wizard of oz. I like Santa.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I’d rather take 1 million dollars over 100 years that’s passive income

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@appltrack ("AppleTrack") wrote:

Tim Cook made $99.4 MILLION in 2022 as Apple’s CEO 💰😳

Is this fair compensation for the job ⁉️

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@Pokeball35_ ("🔴LIVE｜Pokéball35") wrote:

This is the biggest Pokémon blunder of all time. I don't even use TikTok, but I had to preserve this glorious video. Pikachu canonically says fuck.

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@nintendolife ("Nintendo Life") wrote:

Random: Official Pokémon TikTok Account Accidentally Posts Swear-Filled Video https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2023/01/random-official-pokemon-tiktok-account-accidentally-posts-swear-filled-video #Random #Pokemon #Japan #TikTok

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@spacetwinks ("Colin Spacetwinks") wrote:

the most important friday the 13th media remains the commodore 64 game where you try to find jason by wandering and attacking your friends to see who is secretly jason. there are no real consquences to basically killing all of your friends and jason is much weaker than you are

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@elclimo ("Liz Climo") wrote:

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@unusual_whales wrote:

BREAKING: The U.S. will hit the debt limit Jan. 19, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has said, as she pledged “extraordinary measures” to pay the nation’s bills if lawmakers do not act to raise the limit, per NYT.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

You know what good for her

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@PopCrave ("Pop Crave") wrote:

The viral Pink Sauce is now available in Walmart stores.

@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") wrote:

Still this?

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@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") wrote:

So The Brit awards went gender neutral and now reeks of dick. It would seem we’re not able to go gender neutral until the world is no longer inherently sexist maybe?

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@postopinion_es ("Post Opinión") wrote:

Los documentos clasificados de Biden al descubierto

El jueves, el fiscal general Merrick Garland nombró a un abogado especial para investigar los documentos clasificados encontrados en la antigua oficina del presidente Biden y en su casa de Delaware.

La viñeta de @AnnTelnaes

@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") retweeted:

@SenWarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Inflation has slowed for six months, providing families more breathing room.

The Fed needs to take this data into account and not drive the economy off a cliff with more extreme interest rate hikes.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Thank you to our listeners, and thank you @signalawards!

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@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

humanoid species erogenous zones table wikipedia

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Just saw the code of the matrix (looked up a word in the dictionary)

@TracketPacer wrote:

when u turn off auto-MDIX on a juniper EX… what does it settle into by default?

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

This is who they are. I won’t stop working to protect the right to vote and the right to have that vote counted.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/house-republican-committee-chairman-overturn-2020-election_n_63bc65cee4b0b2e15069eb74

@LilNasX ("i am reading all that") retweeted:

@LNXNews ("𝙻𝚒𝚕 𝙽𝚊𝚜 𝚇 𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚜 🌐") wrote:

Lil Nas X officially becomes the first and only artist in the 2020s decade to produce multiple 6x Platinum singles (or higher) in the US.

🦋 MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)
🦋 INDUSTRY BABY

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@carolineplz ("Caroline Polachek") wrote:

while I realize it’s a huge compliment, i’m endlessly fucking annoyed by being told i’m “this generation’s Kate Bush”. SHE is our generation’s Kate Bush, she is an active artist who’s topping the charts, and is irreplaceable. I, meanwhile, am this generation’s Caroline Polachek.