@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:
10 years ago this would've been spot-on
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@mcsweeneys ("Timothy McSweeney") wrote:
"I wake up in my log cabin. The first thing I do is pop outside to forage for some breakfast mushrooms. Once I’ve got a good handful, I roast them over the seven-foot-tall bong that doubles as my stove. It’s going to be a great day!"
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-typical-friday-in-oregon-as-imagined-by-my-east-coast-friends