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@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
ME: I'm gonna make a pie
FRIEND: I mean, no pressure, we don't need you to--
ME: even if it kills me
FRIEND: I already ordered one, so
ME: DON'T WORRY WE WILL HAVE A PIE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN