@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@justlikeatvmom ("@justlikeatvmom") wrote:
My favorite part of bedtime is when my 3 yr. old becomes one of my drunk friends in college: “I love you so much, you’re so special to me mwah-mwah-mwah. And I love YOU, pillow! Let’s sing, no let’s DON’T sing. Look at my foot! I wish I had a car...” (*passes out*)