@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@TheLeftistCook ("Neil the Leftist Cook") wrote:
A conservative walks into a bar, bangs his head on it, shoots it, sues it, screams a rhetorical question that doesn't make any sense at it, tells his whole community to fear the evil bars, starts anti-bar militia, becomes a media darling. Gets caught jerking off to iron bar porn