@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:
@Dbwagner104 ("Dave Wagner") wrote:
Sandal was upset at the vet yesterday, because nothing bad has ever happened to him so he thinks being weighed is a war crime, and the technician kept trying to soothe him by saying " awww, pobrecita chancleta" (literally, "poor little flip-flop"). he's never living this down
