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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
Yesterday I texted someone to apologize for being behind on replying to emails, and meant to write "I've nearly caught up" but actually wrote "I've nearly caught you"
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@Ethelmonster ("Methelistopheles") wrote:
Whenever some rancid comedian goes off about how you arent allowed to be funny anymore or jokes are impossible without being nasty, I think of how someone posted a menu that had misspelled "shrimp" as "sprimp" and how.i laughed so hard I nearly threw up