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@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") wrote:
OMG I'm dying. 🤣 Indeed, the random @*#$ your brain "cooks" up in your dreams is _very unlikely_ to be a good recipe...
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@HTHRFLWRS ("HEATHER FLOWERS DOES NOT EXIST") wrote:
LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT.
THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN
