@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:
Since gay marriage in the US was legalized:
- All religions have vanished
- All straight marriages have crumbled
- Vendors who won't bake gay wedding cakes are in jail
- Pets have married furniture
- Mike Pence hasn't left his house
Wait, wasn't that what was supposed to happen?