@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
GrubHub, today: "Great news everybody! We've decided to replace your phone number on your restaurant's GrubHub page with a new, fake phone number that we will pretend is yours and that goes directly to our offshore call center instead! You're welcome."