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@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@AmericanaMama_ ("Americana Mama") wrote:
Me: "Hi, I'd like to buy a magic bullet.
Bed bath& beyond employee: "Ooh, making some smoothies huh?"
Me: "no [clenching my fist] I want to kill a wizard"
Employee: [eyes going black] "Fōllōw Me"