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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

deep sleep in 4 minutes

it's a 12 hour video

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

why i don't use bluetooth

because you tried and it never fucking worked? :blobcatangel:

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

tasting aussie native food

run away, run away fast

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

An artificial intelligence priest debuted last week at Catholic.com, and so many Catholics objected that the priest-bot was quickly replaced with a layman version.

😂

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Somebody had to say it: a lot of atheist youtube content is kinda boring.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/03/13/i-hate-to-be-that-guy-but/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMTJVGV7ZEU

Boosted by jwz:
theonion@threads.net ("The Onion") wrote:

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116211468548137252

this is a pretty funny attack - iranian hackers used stryker's IT department's intune subscription to wipe all their machines.

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
networkexception@chaos.social ("networkException") wrote:

haha pranked, Google didn't actually fix the Skia Zero Day with that release.

"The previous version of these notes included CVE-2026-3909, the fix
for which will instead be available in a future update"

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
evacide@hachyderm.io wrote:

In this golden age of surveillance, making E2EE chat normal and expected has been privacy's biggest win. I hate to see it getting rolled back. https://thehackernews.com/2026/03/meta-to-shut-down-instagram-end-to-end.html

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
clarity@xoxo.zone ("clarity flowers") wrote:

a surgeon earning $400k with few investments living paycheck-to-paycheck (very possible if they have a sick parent with high healthcare costs or high childcare prices) has more in common with a food service worker than with Jeff Bezos, but the system is designed to make both workers forget that.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
clarity@xoxo.zone ("clarity flowers") wrote:

Your regular reminder that "the rich" aren't people who earn large paychecks. They are people with capital that generates returns: investments, property, company shares. "High income earners" are not an intrinsic enemy of "the working class" – many of them are a member of it!

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
maddy@thegayagenda.fans ("Maddy - Floofy fops friend :neofox_floof_happy:") wrote:

In case no one in your circle has said it (lately), you are not immune to propaganda. 💜

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i wonder how it responds to "FUCK OFF" repeated hundreds of times.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

RE: https://aus.social/@jpm/116223907777793070

apparently the claude fuck off token has been removed from the documentation. it has possibly stopped working therefore.

Boosted by ratatui_rs@fosstodon.org ("Ratatui"):
orhun@fosstodon.org ("Orhun Parmaksız 👾") wrote:

Woah, this is super useful 😍

🌀 **rgx** — TUI regex tester with real-time matching

💯 Supports multiple engines (Rust, fancy-regex, PCRE2) with live previews

🚀 Syntax highlighting, plain-English explanations, undo/redo, mouse support

🦀 Written in Rust & built with @ratatui_rs

⭐ GitHub: https://github.com/brevity1swos/rgx

#rustlang #ratatui #tui #regex #terminal #devtools #programming #opensource

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Thank you everyone 🙂🙂

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

(absorption method, briefly: 1 part rice to 1.5 water by volume, bring to boil, turn to low-medium, add lid, leave for 12-15 minutes depending on amount of rice. turn off heat, leave lid in place for another 10 minutes).

on the cook time, what you want to see is that when you tilt the pan, you don't see any liquid water, then it's time to turn off.

typst ("Typst") wrote:

We updated the top-level post with a link to a fixed video. Sorry to everyone with notifications on the YouTube enabled for the reupload!

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

(fry a chopped onion and pepper in oil, add curry powder and fry lightly a bit - make sure there's enough oil here for the spices to cook properly. add peas, top up with stock and rice, cook according to the absorption method)

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

ghetto biryani. not bad

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

We respect your decision to request the removal of your (redacted) account.

i'm glad to hear it, because judges tend to look down on not respecting GDPR.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

The existence of those AI girlfriend apps makes me incredibly sad. A bunch of men who never learned to talk to women, except for the internet, are so sad and lonely they use a chatbot for synthetic love.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Like, I'm a big fan of what I call "Americana fashion". Staples like chinos, cotton oxford button up, heavy tee, and a nice pair of chuck 70s. Maybe a boxy hoodie if it's chilly.

Anhbhhhhhhhhh am I too old for that??!

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Damn. I just went to put on my Chucks and I had a flashback to when I did improv regularly. Some famous improviser visited and did a few shows. He was 45 years old wearing a pair of Chuck Taylors, and I remember thinking that's too old to be wearing those sneakers. 😅

I'm 44 now. I know I was being super judgmental (in my thoughts). But, dang. Am I too old for Chuck Taylors? 😅😭

Actually, I think about that often.

typst ("Typst") wrote:

We have noticed that the audio on this video is broken: It gets progressively more silent. Please excuse the mistake. We are currently reuploading a version with fixed audio. During that time, the old video is unlisted.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

in the absolute worst case of holy shit i can't believe it got this sparse, this is still going to require up to 31 selection indexes and we'll be adding the packing cost on top, but that seems extremely unlikely to actually happen and the opportunities for getting away with fewer selections are maximised

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

there is a variant of HOT node key material picking that i came up with a while back. the original paper has two modes:

• pick 8 consecutive bytes
• pick 1 byte, n times

the former only works if you're in a dense region of the tree and you have to fall back to the latter otherwise. this of course is all branchy.

we could eliminate the branch if we instead picked 8 bytes every time and then only kept some of them, according to a bitmask. left packing those bytes, if you will. in the fast case, it only runs one iteration.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i think it might be time to left pack, for shits and giggles

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Gosh, how bad I want a mobile word processor machine.

It would be stout, a little wider than a normal smart phone to better lay out the keys. Still touch screen, I think. But maybe add a little BlackBerry-style trackpad.

It opens to a blank document after X minutes. No cloud, but can use WiFi and Bluetooth to share docs. Maybe even a custom POST.

And finally, a clicky keyboard. The clickiest keyboard ever on a mobile device.

That's what I want. 🤤

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

it was 70°F a few days ago. March is cruel.