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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

me: [X] is kicking you in the groin and is mean to puppies, try [Y] or [Z]

critic: but [Y] doesn't tuck me in at night and [Z] doesn't read me a bedtime story

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
bluewinds@tech.lgbt ("BlueWinds") wrote:

@soatok Couldn't be me, asking my GF to help me feel out the mechanics/positioning for the smut I'm writing.

Do I bend like that? I'd better be able to, if I'm asking my characters to do it.

Professionals have standards, goddamn it!

Boosted by jwz:
mike@chinwag.org ("Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]") wrote:

Once again, my professional recommendation in response to the latest Linux kernel vulnerability in the news is that you should gather up all your electronic devices, cast them into the sea, and retreat to the woods.

Each night, gather your children and tell them tales of the Before Times when the hubris of humanity grew so large that we made idols of sand and spoke to them as equals. Remind them that the sand, of course, did not speak or think, but we imagined it could, and let it guide us to folly.

Should a stranger ever come to your village with a glowing rectangle, encourage the youth to beat them with sticks.

#infosec

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
sec_yote_agenda@mstdn.party ("Fortune's Fool - He/Him") wrote:

I'd love it if other countries declared this unacceptable.

https://www.npr.org/2026/04/29/g-s1-119146/us-to-issue-passports-with-trumps-picture-for-americas-250th-birthday

Boosted by pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷"):
mayoubhappy.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Citizen X") wrote:

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
tek@todon.eu ("Etienne / Tek") wrote:

Dear Mastodon friends, Telegram has started to publish their transparency data for Q1 2026. As usual, I am trying to crowdsource this information as it is only accessible per country for Telegram accounts registered with a number for that country. Here is what I have so far, if you have a Telegram account with a number not in that list, please take a screenshot of the @transparency answer and answer here or open an issue here https://github.com/Te-k/telegram-transparency/issues
Thanks and please retoot!

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Amateurs argue over being a slut in theory, professionals argue dicksucking logistics

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
boogah@simian.rodeo ("Jason Cosper") wrote:

Substack promoted Andrew Tate as their #1 "bestseller" last week. Cool company. Great leadership.

So I went ahead and made a browser extension.

Kill Yr Substack intercepts every Substack link (even on custom domains) and redirects it to `archive.is`.

Substack's numbers go down. You still get to read the thing tho.

https://jasoncosper.com/kill-yr-substack/

Update: If you have problems with `archive.is`, Ghost Archive is now available as an alternative redirect as of version 1.2.1.

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
niqdanger@social.linux.pizza ("Nick Danger") wrote:

Who knows about payphone keys? I need to remove this from the wall. Its long dead. Even has a nice sign that says "Scheduled for removal" dated in the 2000s. I have a coin box key that doesn't fit, but I have none of these side of phone keys.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

TIL alpine is not included in "every major linux distributions"

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

still laughing that microsoft genuinely has been shamed into making games perform better on windows by steamos

Boosted by EmilyEnough@hachyderm.io ("Emily 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️"):
lawprofblawg@mstdn.social ("Lawprofblawg") wrote:

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the South won the Civil War.

#Satire

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

there was some pork+beef mince half price at the supermarket, so we had meatloaf for dinner. i'm currently finishing it up with melted cheese in sandwiches and it rather hits the spot

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
danluu ("Dan Luu") wrote:

Been thinking about this old post where I failed to convince people about the unreasonable effectiveness of randomized testing, fuzzing, etc.: https://danluu.com/testing/

Since switching from hardware to software, I've constantly had people tell me, that won't work for their project because of X.

Now that I've been doing software for a while, I've fuzzed a thing that has X for every X people told me makes it infeasible and they were all easy to do, so I no longer believe comments of that form.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
mttaggart@infosec.exchange ("Taggart :ifin:") wrote:

Ugggh this one is going to suck. cPanel is everywhere and most are not patched frequently.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cpanel-whm-emergency-update-fixes-critical-auth-bypass-bug

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
codinghorror@infosec.exchange ("Jeff Atwood") wrote:

If you write blogs (or pick synonym of choice) online, do you use LLMs? And if so, how? https://forms.gle/RAK8sTPF8Ey24Ehs6

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
ln@social.linux.pizza ("logBoy") wrote:

@sundogplanets To give an idea on the data center side:
A regular server rack draws up to 10kW, a few years ago gpu racks started going to 50kW, and current gen gpu racks need 120kW for power and cooling (if you can even afford them). The plan is to increase it further next generation.
Thats the equivalent of an entire neighborhood in ONE rack! An AI data center will have thousands of racks or more.
Its completely insane.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
sundogplanets ("Prof. Sam Lawler") wrote:

I'm still working on this AI data center environmental effects talk (which, let me tell you, is seriously fucking depressing), but I wanted to share the best article I've come across on this topic, in case anyone else is interested in knowing exactly how much to hate slop-AI* use: https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/05/20/1116327/ai-energy-usage-climate-footprint-big-tech/

(I am using slop-AI purposefully here to mean something you could do with more effort on your part, in a less energy intensive way)

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
felipe@treehouse.systems ("skategoat 🐐 🇵🇸") wrote:

/bin/pretty-please

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
madcollector@retro.pizza ("Madcollector") wrote:

Ha.

Boosted by neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik"):
neatnik@tv.neatnik.net ("Neatnik TV") wrote:

Neatnik is live!

Coding & Server Stuff!

#web #programming #chat #fun #neatnik

https://tv.neatnik.net

Attachments:

• gifv: Live stream preview

denschub@schub.social ("Dennis Schubert") wrote:

there's nothing quite like the jumpscare experience of accidentally full-screening an application on a 40 inch ultrawide monitor.

like, it's absolutely staggering if your signal window is suddenly taking up your entire field of vision. one could make a horror game out of that, huh?

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

I'm officially 100% off the Lightning cable. What a time to be alive.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
patak.cat@bsky.brid.gy wrote:

If you need someone to talk, we're here for you. Reach out and let's share notes. We'll need to get closer together for what's coming.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
patak.cat@bsky.brid.gy wrote:

I don't think tech at large understands how hard it is to be an open source maintainer right now. So many great folks are on the brink of burnout. Funding is drying out. We live in a security minefield. Companies think humans are disposable. If you're a maintainer, we care. You deserve the world.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
lina@ohai.social ("lina :p") wrote:

new blog post! https://lina.sh/blog/ddos-honeypot

i stumbled across a secret fake DDoS-as-a-Service website ran by the dutch police, and when i started digging into it, they panicked and shut it down
really funny story, if anyone is interested how such a fake website looks like, take a read ^^

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

"I don't understand why you're banning me from the council while necromancy is permitted!" the alchemist complained.

The council representative coughed. "Look, the problem isn't the work you did. A potion that bottles the health benefits of walking a hundred miles is revolutionary. But the name is..."

In his hands, he holds a bottle labelled "Pedo Phial"

"It's simply unmarketable."

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

"It's good he's 6-foot-3, he was using his every centimeter to reach…" — oh come on, just switch to SI already.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
jay_peper@chaos.social ("Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦") wrote:

TIL someone invented Copper (Cu) nanotubes (NT) and did not pay attention what the combined abbreviation will be.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
drwho@masto.hackers.town ("The Doctor") wrote:

Something that doesn't get a lot of notice in Max Headroom is that the Blanks (even the avowed hackers) had stashes of dead-tree books. They understood how risky it was to have information only in digital form.