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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:
"I don't understand why you're banning me from the council while necromancy is permitted!" the alchemist complained.
The council representative coughed. "Look, the problem isn't the work you did. A potion that bottles the health benefits of walking a hundred miles is revolutionary. But the name is..."
In his hands, he holds a bottle labelled "Pedo Phial"
"It's simply unmarketable."