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stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe ("φ-52 "Skylark"") wrote:
Okay fixed that lmao
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Mastodon FeedMastodon Feedchipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:
I think I’ve never been so pleased in retrospect
to have been rejected by a company as I am by Shopify
Mastodon Feedchipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:
This mall is in an Orlando suburb and also apparently in 2003.
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
"After Mr. Abbott spoke, a live elephant draped with a banner declaring “Unity Drives Victory” was led through the convention hall, stopping only briefly to urinate near a press area."
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
Herr Trump has claimed around 40 times that a peace agreement was about to be signed.
Mastodon FeedNow I'm just an unfrozen caveman, your real estate speculation confuses and frightens me, but there's one thing that I do know, and that is that if you have a big warehouse that generates too much heat, building it somewhere hot with no water is a bad idea.
https://jwz.org/b/yk8W
Mastodon FeedRELEASE THE "P" TAPE.
https://jwz.org/b/yk8U
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MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social ("Scary Austin") wrote:
BWAHAHAHA! Somebody still managed to snap a pic of the D coming off. This was posted by MSNOW.
Mastodon FeedBoosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
enron@tilde.zone ("Enron Hubbard") wrote:
Of course Niantic used Pokemon Go for location training on autonomous weapons, but we weren't worried because it was just a fun game that got people outside.
Of course Snapchat and Instagram used filters to train facial recognition, but we weren't worried because it made our selfies look better and that puppy tongue was so cute.
Of course 23&Me was building a blood quantum database, but we weren't worried because we were curious about our background and it was just harmless fun.
We've been training a surveillance apparatus beyond the wildest dreams of any dictator this whole time.
We weren't worried because it's not like a bigoted authoritarian regime would rise and start abusing it, right?
...right?
Mastodon FeedBoosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
amcasari@hachyderm.io ("Madame Pres commandasaurus 🦖") wrote:
Related - for any company worried about the coming "vulnpacolypse" - I have good news!
Due to incredibly over leveraged and under planned circumstances for years, SO MANY of the very people who built and deployed today's modern Internet at scale to be resilient, secure, and more safe, are available for hire!
You too can rebuild your Security and SRE teams to enforce some super cost efficient practices and frameworks, such as knowing what software you actually depend on for your 💰💰💰💰 to flow.
For the low low price of "Actually Hiring People to Keep Your Business Secure Against Known Challenges", you too will prevent future chances of being hauled in front of a legislative body to account for your choices!!!
Mastodon FeedBoosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
amcasari@hachyderm.io ("Madame Pres commandasaurus 🦖") wrote:
I don't know why this is a hot take on open source, but apparently it is, so I'm going for it.
If you own a package manager for an ecosystem as a for-profit company, literally your one job is to make sure that your product model is sustainable for your business model. That's it. That's what you signed up for.
I don't want to hear about sustainability and "the commons" from literal technical private domain landholders who are complaining that the business model they are selling isn't profiting enough.
Mastodon FeedBoosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
grimalkina ("Cat Hicks") wrote:
But there are strategies that break the in-group bias, and create unexpected coalitions.
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Mastodon FeedGargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:
Amelia and I are moving (internationally) and I can’t wait for it to just be done. There is so much stress, not just the packing but the paperwork, even getting confirmation from the airline on if we can take our cats (and if not, the whole non-refundable ticket goes in the bin). I’m barely getting any sleep lately.
Mastodon FeedEmilyEnough@hachyderm.io ("Emily 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️") wrote:
People on the internet: Where have all the bugs gone?!?
The answer: southern Illinois. These were both clean 2 days ago.
Mastodon FeedHow bad is #macOS #GoldenGate?
Has the worst of liquid glass been reverted? I'm currently holding on to Sequoia with Reduced Transparency.
Sequoia started misbehaving like a beta OS anyway (seems they all do it instinctively post WWDC), so I'm contemplating replacing one set of Apple bugs with another.
Mastodon FeedBoosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
Fareon@loops.video ("Nick East (Loops)") wrote:
This explains why reading is an act of rebellion... 😁
#Books #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Books #Bookstodon #IndieAuthor #Antifascism #Antifa
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Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
RE: https://digipres.club/@foone/116740692999571279
Truth
Mastodon FeedBoosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
noah@mastodon.despise.computer ("Noah Kennedy") wrote:
Mastodon FeedBoosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
asterisksounds@botsinbox.net ("Asterisk Sounds") wrote:
"Asterisk is an open source full featured PBX and IVR platform that runs on the Linux operating system and a little bit of unicorn blood. For more information visit Asterisk.org."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'unicorn_blood.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
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Mastodon FeedBoosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net ("Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:") wrote:
Can we please all stop the "newcomers to Mastodon should visit this and that site, follow these rules" etc? Social networks evolve. Trying to control the behaviour of newcomers is condescending and counterproductive in my opinion. I don't want the Fediverse to become a walled garden. #UnpopularOpinion, maybe. So be it.
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
RE: https://loops.video/v/fYYaVXyhMK
worth a listen
Mastodon FeedBoosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
shauna@social.coop ("ShaunaGM 💚🪦Hampshire College") wrote:
there's a confidence that comes from thinking you're always right, and a confidence that comes from being okay with being wrong
Mastodon Feedfromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:
Hey y'all I bought No Man'a Sky on Steam and I have no idea what I'm doing! Want to be friends with me on there? Is that a thing?
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
equitable taxation of the rich is a simple solution.
Mastodon Feedfromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:
I've deleted so many apps because the platform forces me to the app when I click a link. Medium, NYT, Pinterest, Reddit, etc.
Now Reddit has an non-dismissible popup demanding you download their app to continue scrolling. Fuck all the way off with that bullshit.
Reddit's fall from grace has been hard to watch. Reddit was my first real exposure to internet culture. The first time I went "viral" was on Reddit. I had a 15 year old account that I recently deleted.
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
"On Wednesday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the surge in energy prices had wiped out a year and a half of wage gains for the average American worker. On Friday, the public-markets debut of SpaceX made Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire."
Mastodon Feedcwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:
RE: https://social.coop/@cwebber/116737956452631829
This is today! If you happen to be in Toronto RIGHT NOW and are reading this, there's still time to register and rush over before our talk ;)
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cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:
Tomorrow! In Toronto! Come see @dthompson and I talk at Open World Map (part of the Toronto Games Week) about how @spritely uses game development and game jams to advance network freedom! https://luma.com/8nvmyatm
And a whole bunch of other awesome speakers as well! It's no cost to attend so register and come hang out with us!
Mastodon Feed1622 out of 114279 packages (1.4%) seem infected and we're still counting...
Mastodon Feedbaldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:
The simplest and IMO likeliest explanation for the export ban is that the US admin is pissing in Anthropic's coffee for being insufficiently subservient. If Anthropic doesn't grovel to spec, my bet is the next step would be to piss on Anthropic's prospective IPO directly