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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
tully@cathode.church ("Consensus Tullyality") wrote:

my toxic trait is being unable to ever part with tumblr

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
nash@labyrinth.social wrote:

just an FYI that after this 4th of July fireworks will not be cool for celebrating things anymore. the next big thing to do on special occasions will be Sitting In A Circle And Talking Quietly Amongst Yourselves

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

RE: https://floss.social/@servo/116837878060600014

It is *so* cool to see @tvanderlippe making a big impact in Servo.

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
servo@floss.social ("Servo") wrote:

May in Servo…

🐢🎬 better compat with mp4 files
☢️🏥 Sanitizer now experimental
🎨📝 more on execCommand()
🙈📜 “Ignore source” in DevTools
⏩🪾 faster DOM and layout

https://servo.org/blog/2026/06/30/may-in-servo/

Boosted by neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik"):
dogzilla@masto.deluma.biz wrote:

Polaroid ads attack data centers for water use https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/polaroid-ads-attack-data-centers-for-water-use/

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

RE: https://social.lol/@neatnik/116848236575092752

Splashdown is a new Gemini protocol server that I just released like three minutes ago. It's written in PHP (of course), which means it can also execute PHP within a capsule. This will power omg.lol's upcoming Gemini capsule support, but I’m happy to share the source freely! https://source.tube/neatnik/Splashdown

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

"Now Christine is it really right to call it 'trans genocide'? Don't you think that's a bit much? It's not like they're using language that implies that trans people are mentally ill or they should be eliminated"

> Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump’s Push to Eliminate Transgender Insanity

https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/06/supreme-court-bolsters-president-trumps-push-to-eliminate-transgender-insanity/

"Oh never mind, carry on"

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
inthehands@hachyderm.io ("Paul Cantrell") wrote:

@cwebber

If they were different, they wouldn’t all be called “cooking” QED

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.com ("j-r conlin") wrote:

@SarraceniaWilds @cwebber

pesco de gallo

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden ("veebs") wrote:

@cwebber pico de gallo is the same as fish and chips

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
neckspike@indiepocalypse.social ("A cool crab wearing shades") wrote:

@cwebber

1. ingredients
2. a process occurs
3. food

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

All this time... they hate it. They hated how creative it was, they hated the serendipity, the intense meritocracy of memes and social vitality. All of the magical chaos that had me so delighted and charmed ...

I don't know why I didn't see this sooner.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

"People sometimes end up on obscure sites run by just... anyone. A page made by a local club is as easy to find as a corporate site."

I didn't realize that the guy I was talking with about the internet in 1999 thought of this as a *problem* to be solved... not what made the internet awesome.

All along there have been people who see everything you love about the internet as an unfortunate design oversight, something to be fixed. And they've been working for decades to make it happen.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

oh hey neat there's a new Treq https://github.com/twisted/treq/releases/tag/treq-26.7.0

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

> When they arrive on Mars, Santa and the children build a factory to make toys for the Martian children. However, Voldar and his assistants, Stobo and Shim, sabotage the factory and change its programming so that it makes the toys incorrectly. Meanwhile, Dropo, Kimar's assistant, who has taken a great liking to Santa Claus and Christmas, puts on one of Santa's spare suits and starts acting like him. After arriving at the toy factory, Voldar mistakes Dropo for the real Santa and kidnaps him.

Is it not true that to embody Santa's spirit is to be Santa, after all

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

> Struggling to distinguish between various Santa impersonators, the Martians decide to kidnap two Earth children to find the real one. Once this is accomplished, one Martian, Voldar, who strongly disagrees with the idea, repeatedly tries to kill Santa, believing that he is corrupting the children of Mars and turning them away from the planet's original glory.

Voldar's onto something though

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
heathen_cat@furs.social ("Heathen 🐈") wrote:

@cwebber
This is why I'm cool with Unitarians, they're just "yay, pizza!"

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

You know if you don't watch the movie and just read the synopsis of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, it is deeply philosophical. It's good

> Chochem, an 800-year-old Martian sage, advises them that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure. From infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.
>
> Chochem notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries" and says that the only way to help the children is to allow them their freedom and be allowed to have fun. To do this, Mars needs a Santa Claus figure, like on Earth. Leaving Chochem's cave, the Martian leaders decide to abduct Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to Mars.

People, this is just Plato

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa%5FClaus%5FConquers%5Fthe%5FMartians#Plot

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

*accidental bump* “Hey, you got Gemini protocol in my PHP!” “No, you got PHP in my Gemini protocol!”

gemini://omg.lol/hello.php

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
jalefkowit@hachyderm.io ("Jason Lefkowitz") wrote:

@ids1024 @cwebber The serious ones do declare an antipope 😆

My favorite was always “Pope Michael I” (aka David Bawden), who was elected pope in 1990 in a conclave of six people in a Kansas thrift store

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David%5FBawden

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

"boiling" is healthier than "deep frying"

buddy haven't you heard of "boiled in oil", FFS

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
evan@cosocial.ca ("Evan Prodromou") wrote:

@cwebber

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

someone is reading this and knows it's a shitpost but is getting real worked up about it, just real worked up

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

did you know that all forms of cooking are actually the same

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

something is wrong with our children
they eat not, they sleep not
their only interest is meaningless earth television on the video
something is happening... to the children of mars..........

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
gloriouscow@oldbytes.space wrote:

we definitely need a random floppy generator

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
bascule@mas.to ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri🌹🦀") wrote:

Gas plants for US data centers to be major source of climate change-linked emissions, report says.

Dozens of planned gas plants to ​directly power data centers in the United States could emit as much greenhouse gas annually as ‌Australia or France, according to a report by an environmental group published on Wednesday.

The Environmental Integrity Project reviewed 74 gas-fired U.S. power plant projects proposed or planned to provide electricity directly to data centers, which would sidestep the process to connect to the ​U.S. electric grid. It estimated that they would generate 143 gigawatts of electricity and result in 662 ​million tons per year of greenhouse gas emissions.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/gas-plants-us-data-centers-be-major-source-climate-change-linked-emissions-2026-07-01/

#ClimateCrisis #uspol

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
acesfunhouse@kinkycats.org ("Ace's funhouse(new)🏳️‍🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

You deserve lots of orgasms, laughter and snacks.

#orgasms #laughter #snacks

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
aud@fire.asta.lgbt (":: Asta ::") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop Noah’s flood was a metaphor about how too much sauce kills you, obviously!! You’ve gotta have the stuff on the top! It’s the only way to live!

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
drwho@masto.hackers.town ("The Doctor") wrote:

@cwebber Whether pierogi are boiled and then baked, or boiled and then buttered.