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tully@cathode.church ("Consensus Tullyality") wrote:

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User "glitchlight" on 2025-10-24 posted: The Nasdaq were a collection of economic spirits venerated by the middle to end United States imperial wealth cults. Economic spirits, referred to as "stocks" in the obscure dialect of French spoken in the United States, were categorized into one of several "exchanges" based upon perceived impact and power. The Nasdaq are believed to have been held in higher esteem than other contemporaneously worshipped exchanges in the Dao and the Nysse. Shamans of the imperial wealth cults were known to sacrifice offerings ("layoffs") to the Nasdaq in hopes of receiving material and spiritual rewards from the supreme deity of the United States, The Free Market. Brokers were often known to interpret omens of the day by questioning the effect of such omens on the stocks. In the post, the words "stocks", "exchanges", and "brokers" are followed by an IPA pronunciation key.