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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
yourfutureex@metalhead.club ("Your Future Ex") wrote:

Convo on some social media site, Twitter maybe? Doesn't matter. Anyway: - I'm looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $5000. This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be selling Crack - Oh thank God a reputable profession

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
Catriona@tech.lgbt ("Cat!") wrote:

Stress-related illness costs NHS England over £11bn a year, and costs the economy far more.

Maybe I'm generalising from my own experiences, but I feel like those costs would go way down if we simply weren't governed by cunts.

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

when you use keyboard shortcuts but the wrong window is focused

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

There are very intelligent and passionate engineers, cryptographers, and analysts that vehemently disagree with my conclusions about the Hybrid debate. That's okay!

But Bernstein summoned a mob of ill-informed people with messages designed to alarm them into action.

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Every one of these agencies has a mission and a budget. To your or I, that budget might seem like "damn near infinite", but they still have constraints.

NSA has two missions. Everyone knows about SIGINT because of Snowden, but they also have a competing mission called COMINT.

You can, very loosely, map these two terms to "red team" and "blue team".

If NSA knew a top secret way to break ML-KEM and were fairly confident that no other country has thought of it, there is no way in hell the SIGINT people could get the COMINT people to agree on a plan to migrate the entire federal fucking government to use ML-KEM. It doesn't line up with their self-interest.

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Like, I am NOT a fan of the NSA, in the same way that I'm not a fan of Meta, Palantir, and the data broker industry.

Surveillance is bad for society. Privacy is good for society. Using technology to undermine privacy and surveil people is a bad thing, actually. And while the official story is roughly that NSA only spies on other governments, and not innocent civilians, we have no way of knowing if that's true. And there's no way in hell I'll ever trust that.

So, like most cryptographers, I'm squarely in the "Fuck the NSA" camp. Just like I'm in the "Fuck the FSB" camp. And every other nation state's equivalent agency is on that list too.

But spy agencies aren't fucking magical. They can't violate information theory, physics, or causality.

They also aren't omniscient about mathematics, logic, or software vulnerabilities. If they were, they wouldn't have competition. And they can't wave a magic wand and get enthusiastic cooperation from international forums of cryptology experts. That's ridiculous.

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

https://mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/msg/tls/T7z8M-wL%5F2nOpbJtehTqtGYjuWg/

I ran out of patience.

This TLS thread is full of some of the dumbest fucking opinions I've read in a technical discussion in years.

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Supposedly @adamconover has an account here, which (per his most recent youtube vid) he checks "once a month or so". I have seen people talk *about* him on here (particularly given the recent Goose Discourse), but never @ him, so I assume relatively few folks (aside from his existing 14k followers) are aware that he's even here. Hi Adam! Here's hoping you get an amount of engagement that makes it worth your time…

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

oh right. I did eventually get home! but the jet lag is baaaaad

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keul@fosstodon.org ("Luca Fabbri") wrote:

L'animazione "abbonati" nell'header di Repubblica.it è la cosa più fastidiosa dai tempi delle aperture di popup su IE 5

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
mcnado@mstdn.social ("McNadoMD") wrote:

Yo fellow #Coloradoans

If you are setting off fireworks this week(end), you are a phenomenal asshole. This hot wind we’ve had for over a week now is a longer stretch than I can remember in 38 years in Colorado. It is drier than all get out. You drop one little firework cinder in the wrong place and you could kill people and burn down homes. It ain’t worth it.

Seriously though. The firefighters I work with have been on one fire after another all week. We don’t need more.

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

So if we're not going back to the bottle
We're gonna have to learn to adapt on the fly
While our roles undergo a reversal
Or at the very least, they become redefined
This whole wide world is on fire
And everything's gonna die
I know that the future can feel far away
But it's only a matter of Time

https://rentstrike.bandcamp.com/track/time-decay

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isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

This got style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpefYPLH67A

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cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

The Onion's takeover of Infowars has launched and it rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6PTSXiI0

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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

The only difference between Peter Thiel and the foam-flecked fellow ranting conspiracy theories to the squirrels at your local park is that the foam-flecked fellow is probably less sweaty

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/us/peter-thiel-aspen-pope-china-ai-cec

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oneunderscore__@threads.net ("Ben Collins") wrote:

InfoWars is now live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdSB8muDtzc

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@beka%5Fvalentine/116845902133405690

Beka, as usual, is dead on, with an encyclopedic knowledge of the history of many far flung areas to back it up.

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Boosted by jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)"):
beka_valentine@kolektiva.social ("beka valentine") wrote:

personally i'm ok with AI techniques being less well known but there's a deeper thing going on here which is far more important IMO, because it's also partially why LLMs have taken over

== this thread is in response to this tweet: ==

https://x.com/krismicinski/status/2072303376629444764

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
zarfeblong@mastodon.gamedev.place ("Andrew Plotkin") wrote:

Contemplating the idea that it's time to invent liberation atheology.

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
MissConstrue@mefi.social wrote:

Y’all remember a ways back when I said 3 major #egg producers were scamming the country, and that #avianflu was not causing the price surges, it was price fixing, cause I can do basic addition?

And industry executives and analysts were saying that there was nothing to see except a supply shock of a disease killing lots of hens. As one industry executive put it at the time, it’s all just “supply disruption, ‘act of God’ type stuff.”

Yeah. It was a #conspiracy to fix prices. Emails between each other writing down the damn conspiracy. They made billions. Guess how much they have to pay in fines? If you guessed less than 1%, you’ve been paying attention to the #kakistocracy.

Eat the rich.

https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/crime-pays-the-egg-bandits-made-a

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i think part of the intent was to force me to understand it properly. to effectively port it to a different instruction set is a much more engaging task than translating c++ to c.

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
onepict@chaos.social ("Esther Payne :bisexual_flag:") wrote:

Evergreen post about #consent and the #Fediverse written two years ago.:

"Design for and ask for informed enthusiastic consent.

Then we won't have to keep having these little chats."
- me

Consent and the Fediverse part deux: The Opt-out two-shuffle

https://www.onepict.com/consentpartdeux20240215.html

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

(the HOT paper never went for avx-512. can't really blame them, it was very rare when they wrote the paper. but it turns out you can just offload much of the insert process to avx-512 as well - masked simd is great!)

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
emptywheel.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy wrote:

The other day I noted the only way Trump would keep paying Event Strategies to put together humiliating public events is if it were a vehicle for corruption.

Today, Natural Resource Dems released a report substantiating that corruption.

emptywheel.net/2026/06/29/t...

Trump Has Made the National Ma...

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
skyfaller@jawns.club ("Nelson") wrote:

@ai6yr The study I continually cite is empirical research from Penn State, which suggests 87F wet bulb (roughly 31C) kills even young, healthy adults: https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/humans-cant-endure-temperatures-and-humidities-high-previously-thought

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

for reasons, i apparently decided to do this on avx-512 first. which was a lot more bother than the portable versions.

i admit it's a more interesting problem.

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
NewsDesk@flipboard.social ("Flipboard News Desk") wrote:

The Trump administration has declined to extend the U.S.-Canada-Mexico Agreement (USCMA) that President Trump hailed as "historic" when he signed it in his first term. But that doesn't mean the deal is dead — it's still valid until 2036, unless one country withdraws, and they need to give six months' notice for that. @cbcnews explains what happens next.

https://flip.it/4mFjxm

#TrumpAdministration #USMCA #Trade

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

lol it's a casual 120 line function full of avx-512. i have only vague ideas of what it does. it looks like authentic dysfuncode, yes sir.

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
BBC@c.im ("BBC News") wrote:

#BBC #News #UK At least eight arrests linked to forums that encourage drugging and raping women https://w.st/AedvX

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
rbreich@masto.ai ("Robert Reich") wrote: