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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary: -> EMF 2026"):
QueerMatters@mstdn.social ("Bloo (they/she) 🍓 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉") wrote:

Anyone know of any #trans vocal tutors that teach online? I wanna try and find a singing voice that suits my gender, one that gives me euphoria. Any recs? Boosts welcome pls 💖 #lgbtqia

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

in other news, i will be glad to never touch this code again 😂

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
mntmn ("Lucie / minute") wrote:

you are the perfect struct, the perfect struct, the perfect struct

(looking at "struct i2c_adapter_quirks - describe flaws of an i2c adapter")

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

oh yeah I don't get jetlagged, international travel is no problem for me

*comes back from trip and wakes up at 4am for a month*

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

folks
friends
fellow internet citizens

I am real fuckin' tired

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

half expecting someone to jump in and tell me if you didn't measure it it didn't exist.

well that's all fine and well, but i'm not trying to support one cpu here, i'm trying to support a large range of them.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
stibbons@s.scintilla.social wrote:

@cwebber WAIT DID I JUST DO THE THING I DID THE THING DIDN'T I

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
annika@xoxo.zone ("Annika Backstrom") wrote:

@cwebber Bluesky in morning, poster take warning. Bluesky at night, poster's delight

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
stibbons@s.scintilla.social wrote:

@cwebber Pivot to trying to get people to mansplain your joke to you.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i have just microoptimised the fuck out of some x86-64 assembly for several hours according to the power of pure theory

i have no idea if it will even show up in benchmarks 😅

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
jaykuo@universeodon.com ("Jay Kuo") wrote:

Welp. Elon Musk could finally face criminal charges in Wisconsin for handing out million dollar checks to voters in that state’s Supreme Court election in 2025. A bipartisan election commission just voted 5-1 across party lines to refer Musk’s vote bribes to a local prosecutor. But from there it gets murky. My write-up in the link in the comments.

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

everyone on here is onto my tricks. rude

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
grace@social.lol ("🏳️‍⚧️ Grace 🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

@cwebber I think you have it backwards...

Mastodon is the protocol (specifically, it's a decentralized blockchain protocol), and Bluesky is just a Layer-2 dApp built on top of it. The underlying tech you're trying to reference is ATProto, which actually stands for Asynchronous Token Protocol.

It’s honestly a pretty elegant stack if you actually understand distributed systems, but I get why someone would be confused by the nomenclature.

To really wrap your head around this, you need to stop thinking about it like a social network and start thinking about it as a fungible data layer.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
ricci@discuss.systems ("Rob Ricci") wrote:

@cwebber well, when a personal data server, an activitypub actor, and a JSON document love each other very much, sometimes they form a polycule

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
hipsterelectron@circumstances.run ("d@nny disc@") wrote:

did we ever figure out if androids dream of electric sheep

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
platypus@glammr.us ("Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]") wrote:

FYI folks in the US, Canada's fire/smoke map actually shows upper atmosphere smoke some of us are getting.

https://firesmoke.ca/forecasts/current/

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
platypus@glammr.us ("Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]") wrote:

@cwebber telling my husband “Christine is at it again” — does he know who you are? Not really but he knows this one thing

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
GLaDTheresCake@todon.nl ("Lillian Violet") wrote:

@cwebber I think it works by bouncing signals from your computer off of the atmosphere (hence the name "blue sky" it can only work well in clear weather). If it's cloudy it instead saves your messages in the clouds until the weather becomes clear, that's why we call it cloud storage.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl ("Noisytoot") wrote:

@cwebber it uses the AT protocol, the same one used by many modems and invented for the Hayes Smartmodem in 1981

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
celesteh@hachyderm.io ("Charles ☭ :trans: , alphornist") wrote:

@cwebber

Well, first of all, you need a pigeon who is from some place near the recipient's house. You take your tweet and attach it to the bird's leg and let it go, and it flies across the blue sky towards home, where it knows it can find food. There it joins its home feed and the message is received.

Be sure to trade a few pigeons with your friends whenever you go calling, so you can keep using the blue sky protocol.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
slothrop@chaos.social ("Tyrone Slothrop") wrote:

@cwebber it’s kind of like email, but for social media

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
bremner@mathstodon.xyz ("David Bremner") wrote:

@cwebber It's like, when you go outside and the sun beams messages straight into your brain. Except there is only one sun and it is owned by corporations, just like in the real world.

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

could someone please explain bluesky to me (the protocol used by the mastodon network)???

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io ("Thomas Fuchs") wrote:

It's kind of crazy that back in the day to make these cover photos they had to actually cut off someone's hand

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

so old you broke your hip on the memory of a "punch the monkey!" ad banner

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
uglyreykjavik.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Ugly Reykjavik") wrote:

This barn has many doors.

#Iceland #photography #streetphotography #abandoned #decay #door #rust

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
uglyreykjavik.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Ugly Reykjavik") wrote:

It's a barn.

#Iceland #photography #streetphotography #abandoned #decay #door #rust

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary: -> EMF 2026"):
0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange ("abadidea") wrote:

every time you make a bargain with the Technical Debt Devil and implement a temporary solution or prioritize chasing trends over core functionality, think soberly on the the Hooglandse Church in Leiden, which was meant to be a stunning architectural masterpiece but they spent all their budget on superficial bling, never actually finished the “building” part of the building, and had to hurriedly hammer a stubby wooden cap on the foundations for the envisioned grand tower. It’s been “temporary” for four hundred years.

The interior has iron braces everywhere to hold it together even though the physics of a good, extraordinarily stable arch have been well understood for thousands of years.

(first two images from wikipedia, last one mine)

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary: -> EMF 2026"):
MarkOnArt@mindly.social ("Mark Tisdale Art 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

Who wants to watch the sunrise?
☀️🌈💙

(1/2)

#Art #DigitalArt #GayArt #QueerArt #Gay #Queer #GayMen #Tropical #Sunrise #Beach #CreativeToots #MarkOnArt

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

😂