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Lana@beige.party ("𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"") wrote:

GUINAN: What can I get you, big guy

WORF: I would like to order a drink

GUINAN: Great, what kind of drink?

WORF: It is an Earth beverage

GUINAN: Oh no

WORF: I heard my mother describe it to me as a child.

GUINAN (backing away): No no no it's happening please don't-

WORF: It is called

GUINAN: Don't say it if you say it I can't-

WORF: Kool Aid

KOOL-AID MAN: OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH

ENTERPRISE: [venting into space]