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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
nathanolsenart@mastodon.art ("Nathan Olsen") wrote:

Cash offers only. 🔥🏚️

#sundaecomics #webcomic #comics #comic #comicstrips #realestate

A four-panel Sundae Comics strip in a rich purple and blue palette. A real estate agent shows a couple around a house that has one unusual feature: a glowing, rune-covered pink door. In panel one, the couple admires the house while the agent mentions "one rather unusual feature — this door." In panel two, when asked what's on the other side, the agent cheerfully explains it's a literal gateway into the fiery pit of eternal suffering and torment ruled by Satan and his demon horde, while the couple wonders if the space just needs a little TLC. In panel three, the agent assures them they'll be perfectly safe as long as they never disturb the runes or break the sacred seal, while wailing sounds prompt the question "what's that wailing I hear?" — answered with "the souls of the damned crying out for salvation." In panel four the couple deliberates, one saying "I think we could live with that" while the other throws their hands up: "Are you kidding me?! I don't think we're gonna find a better deal in this market!"