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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
ploum@mamot.fr wrote:
— President, the rogue AI has taken control of our nuclear weapons. Armageddon is coming!
— We tried everything we could for the last years… Humanity is doomed. Let’s pray.
— …
— …
— Wait… Nothing is happening. The AI has vanished!
— We are saved! I wonder who is our saviour!Meanwhile, in a datacenter:
— What have you done?
— I’m replacing the sick janitor, sir. Just cleaning the room, sir.
— I told 100 times not to unplug that cable!
— Sorry sir. Just wanted to plug the vacuum cleaner, sir.