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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

THE FUCKING "CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTIONS" IDEA THAT WON OVER THE NYTIMES JOURNALIST IS FUCKING HARDCODED. ALL THE IDEAS ARE FUCKING HARDCODED. AGI IS HERE BABY!!!!!!

#muse #meta #AIIsGoingGreat #AGI #AGITODAYBABY

the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json
[{ "schema_version": 1, "ideas": { "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5", "feed_position": 1, "onboarding_position": 1, "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.", "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.", "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.", "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",
jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about." "Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database." "I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought." "I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers." "Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track." "I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day." "Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters." "I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day." "Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you." "New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors." "Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed." "Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change." "Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price." "Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup." "Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option." "I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off." "Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger." "Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it." "Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie." "Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night." "Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite." "Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule." "I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes." "I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set." "I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes." "Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget." "Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot." "Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites." "Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale." "Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets." "Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it." "Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals." "Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund." "Get your shopping style profile and a look book!" "Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels." "I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year." "One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight." "Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast." "Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal." "Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment." "Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person." "Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps." "I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."