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NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art ("Nick East (Indie Writer)") wrote:

If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I'd have ALL the medals 😂

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Three panel comic by Tom Gauld MATHEMATICAL PROBLEMS FOR NOVELISTS 1: Susie has written 12 chapters of a novel. Her editor asks her to cut 3 chapters and rewrite 8 chapters. How many glasses of wine does Susie drink that night? 2: Every day Paul spends 3 hours procrastinating, 2 hours worrying, and 1 hour napping. How long until the publisher asks Paul to repay his advance?   3:  Anne writes a new novel  every 6 months. 75% of   Anne’s novels are bestsellers and 66% win literary prizes. How much do you hate Anne?