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Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
fakeyarratrams@aus.social ("Fake Yarra Trams") wrote:

So I may have lied on my résumé, and now I’m in a situation I can’t get out of. If anyone knows where I can steal a panda, that would be great. They only feed me bamboo here, and that was not specified on the job description at all. ~Depot Cat