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Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:
Signs you have carpenter ants
1. keep finding tiny tools
2. city sends tiny permit to affix to baseboard
3. try to move a book, are told “keep this entrance clear, ma’am” because of “cement delivery coming later”
4. Your dish rack is dismantled “because it’ll be cheaper to rebuild from scratch”
5. no room on the dresser due to like 85 tiny pickups illegally parked there
6. husband keeps hearing high pitched wolf whistles when exiting shower
