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aburka@hachyderm.io ("aburka 🫣") wrote:

There... once was a #goose who laid eggs oft
The name of the goose was the Bank o'Soft
The Dow went up, her beta dipped down
Oh grow, my AUM, grow

Soon may the IPO be
To bring us exit liquidity
One day when the mergin' is done
We'll take our eggs and go