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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

Who's in the Reflecting Cesspool? https://www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - Title like a party invitation.) Reflecting Pool Party! (panel 2 - JD Vance wading in yellow liquid.) Vance, "I'm negotiating with the algae by altering the pool's pH levels." (panel 3 - Grifter and goofy-looking Trump flunkie J.J. Cafaro with a contract in a pool net.) Cafaro, "I'm fishing for more no-bid contracts!" (panel 4 - Pete Hegseth pouring a green cocktail.) Hegseth, "Don't-HIC! worry! It's nothing a little alcohol can't fix." (panel 5 - Marco Rubio wearing oversized swim trunks.) Rubio, "The President gave me this swimsuit. It's a perfect fit!" (panel 6 - Trump asleep in an inner tube while Karoline Leavitt explains.") Leavitt, "He's not asleep! He's asserting dominance over the pool by oozing more fluids than it can hold."