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ireneista@irenes.space ("Irenes (many)") wrote:

the Sphinx has requested help with ear-cleaning and expressing her anal glands. though she is a sentient being, for bureaucratic reasons we are still the responsible agency. unfortunately she has a track record of asking riddles to conservators and devouring those who fail. she claims this is a matter of instinct. for staffing reasons, we are only willing to risk a single conservator on this mission, so no teamwork, but you may check out a reference book to bring with you if you think it'll help.