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Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
mcc wrote:

If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

"In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman. He paused to let this planet-shattering information sink into our amazed brains. Personally, I didn't know how many more wonders I could absorb before lunch. "With the right promotional campaign," he went on, breathlessly, "it might take as little as two years."