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Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
alice@lgbtqia.space ("🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)") wrote:

Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

Attachments:

• video: Alice straps a pinkish-red two-way vibrating dildo into a tabletop vise, then saddles a laminated steel padlock over the attached jiggler, thrusting it deep into the tight, well-lubed keyway. With one hand controlling the vibrator app, and the other wrapped gently around the lock's hard body, Alice cranks up the juice until you can see the lock quivering. After a little in and out, Alice gives one final twist, and the shackle pops, spinning like an excited cowgirl on their mechanical bull. You can almost hear the spent lock whisper "fuuuuck" as the camera cuts away.