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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

A scams-based economy is not one that will last. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(Title across the top of a comic book mail order ad.) Silicon Schlock Market (panel 1 - Meta's Glasses styled to look like an X-Ray Specs ad.) Pervert Glasses Let everyone know you're a creep without saying a peep! (panel 2 - A girl holding a tablet showing a DRM notice.) Vanishing Streaming Media Fun prank to play on people who "purchase" digital content. (panel 3 - A punchable balloon.) Punchable Consumer It's not your fault your thing sucks. Blame them! (panel 4 - Head calipers.) Quacky Calipers FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY! Eugenics is not real science. (panel 5 - A toilet with router antennas and a "FOR RENT" sign.) TOI-LEASE The subscription toilet. Take a cut out of every crap! (panel 6 - a rug being pulled and toppling the letters "AI.") A.I. Rug Pull One simple trick to topple the global economy. From the makers of Crypto and NFTs! (panel 7 - A sound effects keychain fob.) Small Language Model Annoy civilization without destroying it. sounds, "Yes, sir! That's a great idea! Somebody went to BUSINESS SCHOOL! T-T-T-TRUST FUND! Don't cancel me! WET FART." (panel 8 - A guy in a plain cardboard box.) Flimsy Hypeship It can't go anywhere or do anything, but get a press release in the right place, and the profitabilities are LIMITLESS!