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Boosted by ireneista@irenes.space ("Irenes (many)"):
Unixbigot@aus.social ("Kit Bashir") wrote:

"It's a robot, get it!"

"My pronouns are she/her, thank you"

"I don't care what you call yourself pervert!"

"Oh, have you been using the internet. Please let me explain"

"Explain what, vikker?"

"The three laws of privacy. A robot may not record video of individuals not wearing a privacy preferences beacon. A robot must delete recordings within one hour of a privacy revocation. A robot may not share video without a digital signature from all pictured parties."

"Whatever, WRECK IT, boys!"

"You may notice I said nothing about not harming humans..."

"Ooof, you hit me when I wasn't looking!"

"You want to watch the next one coming?"

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot