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Boosted by pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷"):
jack@xeno.glyphpress.com ("Jack Graham") wrote:
It's #Walpurgisnacht, beware!
On this night, Kash Patel's eyes leave his head. They merge with RFK Jr's voice, Hegseth's booze breath, Drumpf's micropeen, and Erika Kirk's pleather jeggings to form a single horrid creature that prowls this haunted night, drunkenly exposing itself to teenage girls and making unfounded claims about vaccines.