dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:
announcing the intel pentium 5.
crafted by artisans on the latest 140n process, the pentium 5 has a pipeline length of over 9000 and may even reach 2.6ghz about once a month if you're lucky.
- hardlythreading(tm) technology to get in a couple of additions maybe before you go back to waiting on memory
- maladaptive prefetching fetches a random page that isn't the one you asked for every time you do a memory access.
- advanced deceptron-based branch misprediction with 0% accuracy