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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
spacehobo@teh.entar.net ("Space Hobo") wrote:

https://youtu.be/aESqrP3hfi8

Mastodon is full of people like me, who got into computing through LISP or Unix or some other system that unfurls vast complex structures from interactions of simple rules. It's a delightful intellectual exercise, and a powerful device to express your cleverness and ability into incantations that have immediate time-saving effects.

But when I once tried to explain this feeling to a friend when I was at Uni in the 90s, she looked at my Slackware box that I was gushing about and asked me a question that stuck with me:

"Yeah, but can it do spellcheck?"

I mean, of *course* it could. The whole demo video for Unix in the 80s featured bwk demonstrating how you could write your own spellchecker in a quick shell pipeline! I could probably find all sorts of interactive curses-driven tools to make corrections easier, or drive everything through really plush EMACS macro sets. Why, I could...

No, that wasn't what she was trying to say to me. She was saying "I really don't see computers as an intellectual exercise: they're just a tool I have to use to write my papers, and I *need* it to be reliable and straightforward for me to do that." I was literally going out of my way to make things harder, because I saw a benefit to me in doing this. Most people can't justify that kind of time and attention on something.

So when I got back into cycling a decade ago, I vowed not to learn anything about bicycle mechanics. I can't even change a tyre: I just got the tyres that don't get punctures. I don't need to put a chain back on anything because I got a bike that doesn't lose its chain. I don't have to grease the chain because it's enclosed. If I have a problem, I take the bike to a local bike shop. Don't ask me about gear ratios: I just need it to do spellcheck at the press of a button!