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Reblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤"):

rebeccawatson@mstdn.social ("Rebecca Watson") wrote:

(secret billionaire meeting)

WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right?

LOWES CEO: yep

TARGET CEO: got it

RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm

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