Reblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤"):
rebeccawatson@mstdn.social ("Rebecca Watson") wrote:
(secret billionaire meeting)
WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right?
LOWES CEO: yep
TARGET CEO: got it
RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm