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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
MissConstrue@mefi.social wrote:
Y'all, I just got a monsoon warning. In Texas. There's a monsoon that goes from Texas to Idaho. Now, maybe it's because I keep falling through timelines, but I don't remember monsoons being a part of Texas, but the news is treating it like it's a regular sort of thing.
There's flooding all over the east coast, there's heat domes around the west and midwest, forest fires are making the air dangerous for millions of people, volcanoes are popping off, tectonic plates are being cranky.
Far be it from me to speak for Mom, but y'all I think the planet has just about had enough of these apes that fell from the trees.
Protip in flooding: Do not cross running water. It is stronger than you, you will lose. If stranded, get as high out of the water as possible and wait for rescuers. Those teams are working as hard and fast as they can, and they will get to you.