soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:
But let's be real: At least 10% of my reason for doing any of this is because I'm a shitlord at heart.
Do you know how funny it is for folks at cryptography conferences to be like, "Oh I helped design the Keccak permutation that became SHA-3 and later went on to work on sponge-based authenticated ciphers?"
And to want in that moment to be like, "I have a blog. It has stickers!"
You have to be willing to make a total fool of yourself for your own amusement to understand me at all.