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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

for posterity, here is what a scam game that is neither a game nor a scam, i mean AGI, looks like. (3x speed)

nobody, not even openai, looks at the fucking model output, not even when it is their fucking "we did AGI" press release.

thanks a lot, wittgenstein, there is no way to define a game so there's no way to benchmark for being a game.

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• video: ["tidal rush", a knockoff mariokart game. all the buttons and labels overlap each other badly. random text and numbers. press "start your engines." countdown. then you are a cartoon fox or cat or whatever driving a go-kart. the touch input is overlaid on the video - the "go" button is held down the entire time, the thumb only moving once to show it's still there. the kart bumps off other computer racers, gets penalties, speed ups, items. none of it matters. the kart just drifts along the left edge of the racetrack. eventually we are just so far ahead of all the other racers it doesnt matter, and keeps growing.]