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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

If you're catering the White House Correspondents' Dinner, don't forget to not wash your hands. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - title across the top of a tacky menu) 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner Menu (panel 2 - The appetizer section) Access Journalist Appetizers (item A - Gregg Phillips holding a plate with a translucent waffle.) Teleported Waffles (item B - A dinner roll between two pats of butter.) Bothsides Buttered Rolls (panel 3 - The entree section) Elite Entrées (item C - A rotting USAID bag of food.) Naturally Fermented USAID (item D - RFK Jr. holding a gross bowl of soup.) Whale Chunks in Secret Sauce RFK Jr., "Your open mouth awaits my harvest!" (panel 4 - The dessert section) Dumbed-Down Desserts (item G - A parfait with a needle resting on it.) GLP-arfait (item F - A horrifying Friendly's Cone Head sundae.) Mar-A-Lago Face Sundae (panel 5 - The kids' menu) Don't-Bring-Your-Kids' Menu (item G - A redacted plate and child with Trump) REDACTED (item H - JD Vance in a pontiff's hat and holding a plate of pasta.) The JD Special Vance, "I'm da pope of pasghetti!"