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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
Gyroplast@furry.engineer wrote:

@soatok
To paraphrase Loriot:

A life without being a pug is possible, but pointless.

You likely have succumbed to furry mindrot. You might experience other symptoms:

  • excessive tolerance and respect towards all creatures
  • sudden urges to hug, or be hugged
  • phantom tail
  • being a good boy
  • awoos

Do not consult anyone or seek medical help. The condition is irreversible, but spreads only through a mildly contagious pathOwOgen through prolonged and close exposure to infected groups.