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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

Maybe they were hiding him from Natalie instead of Iran. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - Title on a Secret Service dossier.) Presidential Hiding Locations (panel 2 - A modified diagram of Saddam Hussein's spider hole.) Spider Golf Hole Pro: Multiple self-dealing opportunities. Con: POTUS will post coordinates of his "Hole in One." (panel 3 - A delivery robot painted like Air Force One.) Food Delivery Robot Pro: Minimizes collateral damage. Con: People hate these things almost as much as him. (panel 4 - A restroom with a sign.) Age-Appropriate Restroom sign, "Dirty Old Men" Pro: Easy shart cleanup. Con: Slip & Fall Risk (panel 5 - A Trump silhouette inside Grimace.) Guy-With-Real-Job Disguise Pro: Costume fits POTUS perfectly. Con: McDonaldland may have extradition treaties. (panel - Trump peeking out of a bankers box.) Inside the Epstein Files Pro: More secure than national security assets. Con: POTUS will never be released.