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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
admiralwonderboat ("Admiral Wonderboat") wrote:

time to worry

Jen: Ooh! We've got a party to go to in two weeks! Admiral: Two weeks?! Why tell me now?! - Admiral: The further away the event, the more worries there's gonna be! - Admiral: In two weeks this place'll be crawling with these creeps there are sentient piles of sludge all over the house, saying things like: "what if it's boring?" "Maybe you won't know anyone there" "you'll embarass yourself" "What if you get diarhea?"