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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza ("Cactuar Joe") wrote:
Every time Anthropic or another AI corp comes out with a wild "AI will DEFINITELY kill us all soon! Give us more money!" I laugh my ass off. Imagine if other businesses courted investment that way.
"All-clad pots have a greater than 10% chance of destroying humanity in the next ten years."
"Nestle reported today that a water bottling plant went rogue and bottled an extra 2.5 million gallons of water. Engineers say 'It's too powerful, we can't contain it!'."
"You're gonna get left behind if you don't use it. Wrigley's Big League Chew is the future."