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brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

Mmmm chart 🤤

(Source: https://inthesetimes.com/article/itt-comics-alex-hood-bloodless-quant)

A comic. First panel: A man, beaming, pointing to a crossed-out section of graph paper. Above him is the text (presumably the comic's title) "The adventures of Bloodless Quant". We can infer this man is Bloodless Quant. Second panel: A lady pleads to Bloodless Quant, "Bloodless Quant, please help! I can't afford to feed my family". Third panel: Bloodless Quant replies, laughing, "That's ludicrous, the stock market is at an all-time high". Fourth panel: The lady responds "But groceries are-" and Bloodless Quant interrupts, "You shouldn't make statements if you don't have economic literacy". Fifth Panel: Bloodless Quant holds up a chart with a steadily increasing line and continues, "Here's a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded". Sixth Panel: Later, a child asks the lady "What are we having for dinner tonight?". The lady, looking exhausted, is stirring a chart in a pot and says "Chart".