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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
Without making a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What did I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT