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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:
the plutocrats have such boring dreams. why would you want to upload your brain and live forever on linkedin. i would be funding research into getting fuckin borged out. piston muscles, steam lungs. hot swappable endocrine cartridges, microbiome SoCs. spider leg loadout with the nuclear powered trampoline feet. holographic pussy, jack in the box dick. darude sandstorm at sonic boom sound pressure levels as a mode of propulsion. kirby gut cloning vat so i shit miniature clones of myself themed like the things i eat. t shirt cannon colon, souvenirs for the fans.