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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

Really the only things you need to say to a cat are

  • asking them if they are a big kitty
  • telling them that they are a big kitty
  • telling them you're going to eat their belly if they leave it hanging out there like that
  • asking them what they are doing

But you need to say them basically constantly when you're around them